What does your pet do that makes you laugh every time?

1. My older cat is a Maine Coon, and is significantly bigger than my Siamese cat. When she gets tired of playing with him, she'll use her weight to pin him to the floor and just lay on him while he struggles to get free. He rarely gets free.
   — AnAverageCanuck


2. My dog will go "pfff" whenever it's bored or I/my gf say something it doesn't want to hear
   — Machopsdontcry


3. My dog isn't allowed on the couch, which is my dad's rule. Well my dad goes to bed earlier than everyone else, and when it starts getting close to his bedtime, my dog starts looking at him, then looking at the stairs. When my dad does finally go to bed, as soon as he reaches the top of the stair, my dog goes straight to the couch. It never fails.
   — OhSchistGneiss






4. My moms cat lowers his head to the ground and then flops over on his side. Then he rolls over on his back with his paws in the air for belly rubs. When he's had enough he tries to bite and I have to tell him "No snakes!"
   — smallerthings


5. My cat hides. I act like I don't know where she is, but I know exactly where she is. So I turn my back and walk away, and she runs to hug my leg and runs away. I translate that as: "Ha! I was here, you didn't see me!".
   — lostbluebear


6. I have an iridescent bag of gaming dice. My cat likes to pick up the bag and walk off with it. It makes me laugh so much I can't chastise him for it. There's something really funny about a cat with a bag of dice in his mouth, walking away like he owns the thing.
   — mycatiswatchingyou






7. My cat has this weird obsession with "killing" my clothes. My room is on an upper floor, so he'll grab something he likes (usually something with strings or spaghetti straps, but lately he's been into gym clothes) then parade around the stairs with it doing these manic MRRROWWs. I'm not sure what he gets out of it, but it's hilarious. Particularly when he brings down a bra when I have guests over. (Thanks, man.)
   — murkymouse


8. When I feed my cat at night, he gets so excited his meows get higher and higher pitched until he's squeaking. It cracks me up every time
   — She_Likes_Cloth


9. After a bath, my dog goes nuts. He barks and runs and rubs his face into every carpet in the house.
   — computerwires






10. she has tiny front teeth, so her tongue will slowly slip out and stick out when she's sleeping edit - http://i.imgur.com/2y9CBjZ.jpg
    — vladimir_tootin


11. My dog loves to greet us at the door when we get home, but lately with the AC on, and him losing his hearing a little bit, he only notices that we are home when we make noise downstairs. We taken to getting inside, making noise and hiding in the downstairs bathroom which has the perfect view of the door. He will come downstairs and go straight to the door and wait, wagging his tail all happy. And then he must pick up on our scent because he turns around, scans the room and heads straight to the bathroom where he gets all excited to see us. I love that dog. One day he'll just start heading straight for the bathroom.
    — Etlas


12. fart loud enough to make him look at his bum
    — stecklese






13. My dog knows he's not supposed to get on my bed. Every morning though he sneaks under the covers and looks at me with a guilty look.
    — CosmicQuestions


14. My cat gets audibly angry when I don't give her attention. She jumps on my head in the morning and runs into the bathroom to flush the toilet repeatedly until I get out of bed.
    — titaniumhead


15. My cat plays fetch with hair ties and straws
    — Mitten2995