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What is the funniest "adult innuendo" from a childhood movie you didn't catch as a kid?


  1. In the grinch there's a scene where they explain that "who babies" are delivered to their parents from the sky in baskets with umbrellas. One of the baskets lands in front of a house and the dad finds it and yells something like "honey, our baby's here!" And then he takes a puzzled look at the baby and says "looks just like your boss"
    — huesofelktongue

  2. A lot of classic Cartoon Network shows were filled with them. I recently watched the powerpuff girls for the first time since I was a kid, and my favorite was an episode called "Members Only" The sheer amount of Freudian innuendo they manage to shove into this episode is astounding. The girls want to join an all male group of super heroes, they get kicked out and immediatly after the men are attacked by a red hotrod from space that transforms into a giant hairy man. He has some of the best lines ever, such as: >WITNESS THE COMING OF MASCUMAX, BREAKER OF MEN AND TAKER OF WORLDS >BE THERE ANY TRUE MEN AMONG THEE STAND FORTH AND BRING THY MANHOOD AGAINST MINE OWN, SO WE MIGHT SEE WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND ON THE MEASURING STICK And then Mascumax beats the shit out of them with a bunch of phallic objects. It gets better. >FOOLS, I FEED UPON YOUR EXPULSIONS OF MANLINESS. THE MORE MANHOOD YOU BRING AGAINST ME THE HARDER I BECOME. And then the girls beat him by using furious flaming feline, literally using a pussy to beat him. The episode ends with the girls putting the male superheroes into dresses.
    — Renegard

  3. Space Jam, when the therapist ask Ewing if there's anywhere else he has trouble "performing", and getting an emphatic "NO!" from Patrick. Took me a couple years before it dawned on me.
    — ProjectShadow316



  4. Wasn't a childhood movie, it was Johnny Bravo, i think he takes one of his girlfriends to a kids birthday party and she playing around with the kids trying to hit the pinata blindfolded, she stops and says "I can't remember the last time i had this much fun with a blindfold on.......oh wait yes i do"
    — Crosseyeaccount

  5. In the movie Quest for Camelot when the main character meets the two-headed dragon for the first time he ask what they are, they respond "The best reason why cousins shouldn't get married." My dad's favorite line from any movie ever. Didn't get it for years.
    — wontworkforfood

  6. In Hocus Pocus, when the witches are getting onto the bus and Winifred tells the bus driver that they desire children and the bus driver replies, "Hey, that may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think it'll be a problem." I watched it recently and was like... yeahhhh that joke flew the fuck over my head during my entire childhood.
    — wisniear



  7. Late to the party but: In Robots, the father is running down the street yelling "I'm gonna be a dad!!!" because his son is about to be born. When he gets home, a delivery truck is just leaving, and his wife says "oh, honey, I'm sorry, you missed the delivery.... but that's ok, making the baby is the fun part" and holds up the box they are given with the parts to build their child with.
    — Dadoaesop

  8. In Space Jam Bugs Bunny acts like a wooden board after Lola flirts with him. Did not understand that until much later
    — 2354DarkKnight

  9. The intro to road to Eldorado, when the two Armadillo jump behind a bush and the Bush shakes violently for 5 seconds, then an entire family of Armadillo jump out.
    — Bobdog1994



  10. In Goonies, when they're trying to glue the statue's dick back on, Mikey says "Guys, that's my mom's favorite piece. Mouth says "You wouldn't be here if it wasn't" The first time it clicked for me, I nearly pissed myself.
    — Gonzostewie

  11. In Aladdin and the King of Thieves, when the thieves raid the wedding. The ground is shaking because of a stampede and the genie says, "I thought the ground wasn't supposed to shake until the honeymoon." Edit: Fixed the movie name
    — ace2049ns