What animal species do you classify as "dicks"?

1. Canadian geese
   — Nate-Diaz


2. mosquitoes
   — chewshoot


3. Hornets and wasps. Fuck them.
   — Ju_sock_mang






4. Male ducks and geese. They're so rape-y.
   — apairofpetducks


5. Meet the [cuckoo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckoo). The cuckoo is what is known as a [brood parasite](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brood_parasite), which means that the females will lay their eggs in the nest that belongs to another bird. The cuckoo relies on other bird species to act as the "mother" for their young. If you think that's a dick move, it gets worse. The cuckoo will hatch before the other eggs (which belong to the actual owner of the nest). In order to get more food and more attention from the "mother", it will have to take out its competition. By this, I mean the baby cuckoo will push the other eggs out of the nest, destroying them. Basically, the cuckoo tricks other birds into raising a little demon that kills the bird's babies. I have a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1WccH2_YM) that shows this happening to a poor Reed Warbler. EDIT: I forgot to mention that cuckoo eggs have evolved to appear similar to eggs of other species to help the mother cuckoo sneak her eggs in.
   — SgtBrassBallz


6. Swans. Cute from afar. Mean up close
   — sparkyrph






7. Crows. I was golfing one day and bought a bag of chips between the 9th and 10th hole; the older guy that I was golfing with told me not to leave my chips out, because crows sit by the tee box and steal them. So I took my little bag of chips, but it in a pocket in my golf bag, and zipped it up. Walk out to the tee box, and a crow comes out of the tree, lands on the back of my golf cart. He then unzips my golf bag, and takes my chips. I didn't even stop him because it was so fascinating. Guess he earned those chips.
   — FishermanIvan


8. Humans. More specifically, toddlers. Fuck toddlers man. I have my own 2 year old toddler, she's adorable as hell. But she's a dick. My neighbour has a 3 year old toddler who's cute. But he's also a dick. Just walks up and kicks my dick toddler. Toddler's are dicks.
   — ACanadianOtter


9. [Geoducks](http://www.geoduck.org/_assets/img/gallery/canada-geoduck/04-Geoduck_from_Canada.jpg)
   — mattreyu






10. Humans must be top tier, right?
    — einsibongo