What is your greatest X Rated achievement?

1. Girlfriend and I just succeeded in inventing(?) and banging in a sex position we previously thought only theoretical. The sloth. Me on my hands and knees, belly to the bed. Her under me, arms wrapped around my neck, legs around my waist, hanging -- belly to belly. Resembling a sloth hanging from a branch.
   — bluEyedillusion


2. My roommate dared me and my girlfriend to have sex in Madison Square Garden in the middle of a Grateful Dead show. My girlfriend was never one to turn down a dare, so we actually did it. This was sometime in 1994 or 1995.
   — NSFWsnacks


3. My wife and I fucked in the woods during the solar eclipse.
   — Beorn_man






4. Having sex in Walmart and pulling off the greatest deception to get away with it. Back when my wife and I were much younger and hornier, we decided to have sex in a Walmart family restroom. The urge hit and we went for it. Rather than going in separately and being smart about it, we went in at the same time. There was a lady who worked there who saw us go in. We got straight to it against the wall and after a couple minutes, the lady started banging on the door. She was yelling at us, telling us to come out and saying she knew what we were doing in there. She said if we didn't come out, she would call the police. I figured we had plenty of time before the cops showed up, and as I was already in the middle of it and only worried about busting that nut, we kept on. I was wrong. The cops certainly came before I did. They started banging on the door, but at this point, I was very close. Immediately after going, I realized how screwed we were. How the hell were we going to get out of this? My wife (girlfriend at the time) was panicking and flipping out. Real quick, an idea came to my head and I just looked at her and told her to go along with it. I didn't have time to explain it. I knelt down in front of the toilet and shoved my fingers far down my throat. I started vomiting hard and as I was doing this, she threw the door open with rage and screamed at the cops "CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?!". They saw me throwing up and their faces dropped right away. They started to stammer and explained that they thought we were doing something else. I have never seen my wife act like this before. She could have won an Oscar. Typically, she can't even lie about simple stuff. But she pulled this off perfectly and told them that maybe they should stop assuming the worst of people just because they were kids and give people a break. The cops (and the Walmart lady) apologized and let us be on our way. We laughed all the way home.
   — iAmWillyAmm


5. I was FWB with the daughter of the president in my country
   — Pallsterpiece


6. Jerked of in shrink's office while he stepped out to take a call. I was 14 or something.
   — jursla






7. Had a kinky threesome with a polyamorous couple. I was tied to a massage table the entire time. I came so many times that I had to make them stop. I was 18 and had never slept with anyone who was as experienced as they were. It was awesome.
   — grandsupremechampion


8. I went down on my friend at a church lock-in, in a room full of other girls and women sleeping. Nobody ever mentioned it but someone had to notice me getting into her sleeping bag. We were in junior high. Finally got to tell this one. Well, goodnight Reddit.
   — rapidomosquito


9. I came in my exgirlfriend hundreds of times and she never got pregnant. Dodged a bullet there.
   — fib0nacci112358