Hey Reddit, what's your "type"?

1. Alive
   — Swellomg


2. Apparently someone who is crazy as fuck and so much emotional baggage she has to check it on another flight.
   — lurker69


3. I need a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math.
   — papatrudeau






4. Looks like a dad, but not my dad, but also not a real dad. So, a theoretical dad????
   — sufferingforever


5. Anyone who’ll text me back :(
   — El_Wingador


6. I seem to be attracted to dudes who lure me in with a false sense of emotional security, then surprise me when I discover that they are, in fact, void of any sort of empathetic thoughts. Dicks. I like dicks.
   — Brass_and_Frass






7. Stealth or sniper custom types. I'm just not suited for front-line combat.
   — Dunkelritter


8. Same species, opposite gender.
   — sklopnicht


9. I need a girl who will call me on my bull shit.
   — justburch712