What's easier to do at 18 than 58?

1. Bend your knees without pain.
   — bundleofschtick


2. Jerk off 7 times in a day. It's one of those superpowers you don't miss until it's gone.
   — foxymcfox


3. Taking care of your body. If you don't care for it at 18, by the time you're 58 you'll have a bunch of aches and pains.
   — wazzle13






4. Get pregnant
   — hashtagfuckyou12


5. Eat like shit and still remain in shape.
   — sourceofnightmares


6. Have sex with an 18 year old
   — drawkcabog






7. Parallel park. 58 mph is way too fast. 18 is probably petty challenging but would obviously be easier.
   — crankery


8. From what I've heard (parents, teachers, etc.) making friends. But I'm 17 so I don't know shit.
   — InRainbows555


9. Save money for retirement
   — dhork






10. Sleep for a continuous 8 hours.
    — gustoreddit51