- I'd be 115 years old so if I were still alive and coherent enough to speak; I'm pretty sure my description of 2017 would closely resemble a speech made by Grandpa Simpson.
— socratesphilosophy45 - “It was lit, my dear beloved fam.”
— Jolly_Bones - It was a magical time, where we didn't fear for the drones if we couldn't afford our tithes to President Lil Xan Kushner III.
— diphthing - If I lived that long it would probably be:
"baa...hgaaa...aargh...oooh...etc"
— Garovix - Back in my day things were shit
— ChefSuperFune - You could buy real chocolate from the corner store... with pocket change. You could enjoy real coffee without taking out a loan.
— EB01 - *ooohhh children, how young you are. I feel bad this is what the world has become, when I was a kid, we could go wherever we wanted, we weren't locked up by robots. robots served us instead... then Mecha-Hitler and Zombie Mao just, they just... I can't talk about that... 2019 was the last good year, and I hope you can live days as free as those one day*
*dies*
— EchoChamber10 - Considering I'd be almost 120 years old I'd probably just drool a lot. Maybe even spit out some incomprehensible gibberish.
— infernal_warhog - "We used to have fresh air, clean water and winter"
— deedeec