The year is 2090, how will you describe 2017 to your grandkids?

1. I'd be 115 years old so if I were still alive and coherent enough to speak; I'm pretty sure my description of 2017 would closely resemble a speech made by Grandpa Simpson.
   — socratesphilosophy45


2. “It was lit, my dear beloved fam.”
   — Jolly_Bones


3. It was a magical time, where we didn't fear for the drones if we couldn't afford our tithes to President Lil Xan Kushner III.
   — diphthing






4. If I lived that long it would probably be: "baa...hgaaa...aargh...oooh...etc"
   — Garovix


5. Back in my day things were shit
   — ChefSuperFune


6. You could buy real chocolate from the corner store... with pocket change. You could enjoy real coffee without taking out a loan.
   — EB01






7. *ooohhh children, how young you are. I feel bad this is what the world has become, when I was a kid, we could go wherever we wanted, we weren't locked up by robots. robots served us instead... then Mecha-Hitler and Zombie Mao just, they just... I can't talk about that... 2019 was the last good year, and I hope you can live days as free as those one day* *dies*
   — EchoChamber10


8. Considering I'd be almost 120 years old I'd probably just drool a lot. Maybe even spit out some incomprehensible gibberish.
   — infernal_warhog


9. "We used to have fresh air, clean water and winter"
   — deedeec