What are some ways you can improve your shower experience?

1. Curved curtain rod. Makes it feel so much less cramped
   — arabscarab


2. I didn't see it mentioned, but warm towels are a great way to end a shower. In general, a good towel is a must
   — 89peleg


3. "Put the plug in the drain and pretend you're in a submarine that's been hit." - Steven Wright
   — thudly






4. Fill your bathroom with humidity loving plants, get some sheer shower curtains and feel like you're showing in a garden. If you have a dryer, put the clothes you're going to wear in on med/high heat while you're showering so they are nice and warm when you get out of the shower.
   — [deleted]


5. Did a little time in jail and noticed in the shower room that there were constantly little bottles of empty hair shampoo lying around. With the bottom end cut off. Naturally I assumed they were using them to somehow masturbate. One day I see that my cellie has one so I asked him if it worked. He was just like, "Yeah man, just attach it to the shower head...total game changer." And that was when I learned that people in jail are very crafty, and not always making stuff to masturbate with.
   — meltedlaundry


6. Shaving your face in the shower feels so good. Get a fog resistant mirror and you're golden. It will still fog up but some soapy water will keep it fog free for the rest of that shower.
   — DaddyGFlexNuts






7. Once your hands are thoroughly dampened, take your shampoo (doesn't work with conditioner) and squeeze out a little bit onto your hand from a height. As the drop is about to hit your hand, smack it upwards. It'll bounce off completely instead of splatting and you can make a game out of seeing how long you can go for.
   — EssKayAye


8. Tankless water heater. Never ending shower potential.
   — Notjustnow


9. Have your post-shower experience ready to go. Before you get in the shower before bed after a long day of ick, make sure your dwelling is neat and tidy. Kitchen clean. Living room in order. Bedroom in order. Light your favorite scented candles or have essential oils burning. If it is winter have the heat on extra warm so you won't freeze instantly after getting out the shower. After showering, you'll have a warm, cozy, and pleasantly scented home to walk around buckass naked in. But more importantly, if you're going to bed, you will have the best sleep ever. Especially if you cap off the shower with a rub down of your favorite lotion or body oil. Slide on in them sheet and feel the sheer slick bliss it brings, knowing you will wake up to a home in order.
   — LonerStonerRoamer