- My work. People flock to a pharmacy when they feel sick. That means I’m fucked.
— kindofadrugexpert - People have said while taking a shit. But you know how *The Walking Dead* and *28 Days Later* start in hospitals?
I'd really hate to be in the middle of giving birth.
— trust_my_shadow - The Walmart parking lot.
— ThinkerPlus - On a plane with atleast 1 zombie...
— Marquez1889 - Having disrobed and tied myself up on the bed for the Mrs. to find when she gets out of the shower.
— OrangeTabbyTwinSis - NYC. Sorry New Yorkers, you will die pretty soon
— Cosminion - A train to Busan.
— 6ananas - Traffic jam.
— slepowron - ITT: 1/2 of Reddit wisely avoiding populated places. 1/2 of Reddit not wanting to be on the can.
Taking a shit doesn’t sound so bad for a zombie break out: you have your phone; you’re protected by the stall (with shoes on to kick); likely the bathroom locks; likely clean running water for a few days; likely have a plunger or other basic weapon.
— FourWordComment - Manhattan.
— hahaitwasme - At a zombie convention
— jjjeffery - A big city. Immediately gonna drive as deep into the countryside as I can.
— TheSorge - At work.
Work in a hospital
Probably the worst place one could be.
Everyone coming there for help and turning into zombies, then the patients turn into zombies, and then I turn into zombie...quick.
At least I wouldn't have to worry about surviving zombie apocalypse because...you know, I'd be a zombie in the first hour.
Edit: when I see more than two or three "Assault - bite wound" I'm out so quick, the wall will have a hole in it shaped like my silhouette
— F8G9