- "You've got a little bit of it on your face"
— throwaway0000001090 - My ass is going to burn later
— archbido - Very nice, honey, but I still prefer Five Guys.
— BreakAtmo - Wow, that's saltier than I expected.
— yonderposerbreaks - "If you keep looking at your phone I might as well just not be here..."
— supperfield - I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.
— middleagenotdead - "It's good, but it isn't as good as your mom's."
— vodka_philosophy - "Honey, do you mind switching spots with your sister? "
— Happy_Dixie - Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold anonymous redditor!
— 405OkieJoe - Whoever finishes last cleans up the mess
— tippetonitone - Careful, don't choke.
— Chrisdogtn - My ex used to come here a lot
— croutonianemperor - "You expect me to eat this?"
— filthysick - Why such a small tip?
— cbrider8 - “I feel so full”
— humboldt77