Men of Reddit, what accidentally turned you on?

1. There is a girl I work who used to be my client in canada. I was in her office and she took off her NOMEX Jumpsuit.... to reveal normal clothes underneath that. The taking off of the clothes, even though it revealed nothing sexual made me want to go over to Tim Horton's and order a Boston Cream Pie if you get my drift.
   — ooo-ooo-oooyea


2. I was playing Wind Waker years ago, and the bottom of my feet were itchy. The carpet in my room was rather cheap and scratchy so I just kind of shuffled my feet on the ground quickly back and forth to scratch them. Within seconds I had a raging erection. Realized that always happens if I do that. Fucking weird man
   — Acct4ask


3. The dentist resting her boobs on my head while giving me a filling.
   — urghl






4. Best friend's wife wanted to tell me something that they didn't want their kids to overhear so she whispered it in my ear. I can't remember what she said. Immediately after she said it.
   — ThisMuhShitpostAcct


5. when I was a teenager, all of it.
   — readycent


6. When I was in high school, a girl cornered me and shouted into my face (can't remember why. I probably deserved it, though). She was standing so close that she was pressed up against me. Pretty quickly my pork sword pressed up against her. She went silent, stood there for about 10 seconds, turned around, and walked away.
   — ActingGrandNagus






7. Apparently reddit threads about other dudes getting hard by accident...
   — wongerthanur


8. When I'm laying in bed ontop of my blankets sometimes my fan lifts up my boxers and lets my balls get some of that air flow and **EEEEEEREEEEEEECTSHIOOOON** Its also happened when playing video games like city skylines seeing my city thrive just gets it going for me
   — SUCKLE_


9. I was flapping my bifold wallet and it kinda sounded like balls smacking ass, so now I think of pounding sweet sweet sugar walls when I flap my wallet
   — JoseUnderTheRedHood






10. My short girlfriend reaching to get something on the top shelf.
    — yomamaisanicelady


11. So my nipples are extremely sensitive - so basically anytime my shirt is moving around too much. Literally even just a breeze
    — astralboy15


12. This thread was a mistake
    — rapidash14






13. Getting tattooed. There's a lot of contact I wasn't really prepared for the first time. The way she was leaning on over me and sort of holding my arm down. The slight pain, rubber gloves and attention. Not really into bdsm, but damn, that awakened something in me.
    — PNXX