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What's your favorite line of dialogue in a video game?


  1. *"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."* Honestly, all of Sovereign's quotes are great.
    — LittleRedLamps

  2. Infamous 2. If you choose the evil ending. Zeke your life long friend and side kick decides to try and stop you. On top of the church he faces you with a gun. He knows he has no chance and a gun will never stop you. Zeke:"I have to try" Cole:" I know"
    — fear229

  3. "This, recruits, is a 20 kilo ferous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one, to one-point-three percent of lightspeed. It impacts with the force a 38 kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means, Sir Isacc Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! Now! Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's First Law? Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! No credit for partial answers maggot! Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'til it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in 10,000 years! If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day! Somewhere and sometime! That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait 'til the computer gives you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not 'eyeball it'. This is a weapon of Mass Destruction! You are NOT a cowboy, shooting from the hip! Sir, yes sir!"
    — OnePop6



  4. "I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him." "All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are." "It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned."
    — Barfuzio

  5. “Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
    — TheLemurian

  6. The Witcher - Shani says to Geralt "I thought witchers carried 2 swords, a steel one for humans and a silver one for monsters." and Geralt replies "Both are for monsters."
    — bl1ndvision



  7. " It didn't take long for Reach to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory—your victory—was so close, I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor—all burned and turned to glass. Everything... except your courage. That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild." -Halsey, Halo Reach
    — Dusk_v731

  8. "(Eating Pretzels) So, How's your day been buddy? We haven't really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I'm rich. so, you know. That's cool. Kay, bye." "I'm rackin' my brains trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it *Piss-for-brains* in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe... *Butt Stallion*? Nah that's even worse. I'll give it some more thought." ~ Handsome Jack **GOD I LOVE BORDERLANDS 2**
    — YokoDice

  9. "Shaun? Shaun? Shaun! SHAUN! SHAAAUUUUUNNN!!!! Shaun Shaun Shaun Shaun Shaun!" - Heavy Rain
    — peon47



  10. “Dear Humanity, We **regret** coming to Earth. We **regret** being alien bastards. And we most definitely **regret** that the UNSC just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!” #OOH-RAH!!!
    — EpicAura99

  11. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" -Trevor from GTA V At the start of the game.
    — Professor7327

  12. Portal 2 - GLaDOS "You're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club."
    — ty_dye77



  13. "Age before beauty. Looks like you're comin' in third." - Soldier 76
    — rubelmj

  14. “Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.” - General Shepherd from Modern Warfare 2 The way he delivers that line is fuckin’ powerful, even with the context of that line showing how much of a betraying asshole he was.
    — bolderandbrasher



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