Window cleaners of Reddit: What have you seen, that you were clearly not meant to see, while cleaning windows?

1. A good friend of mine works as a window cleaner and saw a girl who was camming. She noticed him and brought her laptop over, while completely naked, to put him in frame for the stream. He boasts about being in a porno now. I'm sure the video is somewhere on the internet.
   — Sybre


2. Saw a girl squatting over a toilet and blasting diarrhea everywhere. I'll never forget that.
   — ClashTryNots


3. There's definitely one window cleaner out there who has seen a horrified teenage girl stop,drop, and roll under the bed in an effort to hide her state of undress. The worst part was how long I stayed under there...
   — Thethreewhales






4. For a summer job one summer i was a window cleaner for company. This company only did low rise buildings so nothing i needed to be hooked to. This one apartment we had to clean was in like the sketchiest and druggy area in Vancouver. We were spraying the building and this old ugly women with no clothes comes out of her balcony door saying "Hey baby want a show?" and proceeded to dance naked in front of us. Luckily the building manager came out and yelled at her and apologized. But when we were up on our ladders to wipe down the windows she was still dancing inside of her apartment. Wasn't even paid well for that job :(
   — killkrazy


5. Not a window cleaner but a few years ago, I was in my bedroom, on my computer, full on masturbating. I see movement out of the corner of my eye and sure enough there was a guy cleaning my windows, acting like I wasn't even there.
   — Solaryan


6. I was a window cleaner (wow!) , and a few years ago I saw someone just straight jerkin' it to porn on his computer. I just ignored it, but it's still certainly an eyesore.
   — GabeNewell1337






7. I’ve seen a wine glass filled with condoms as a graduation present. I’ve seen lots of messy rooms with panties and bras on the ground.
   — cutieking


8. Tangentially related to your question but I remember when I was a kid some window cleaners were cleaning my apartment building. When they started cleaning our windows one of the guys knocked on the glass and asked for a glass of water. I always love that memory, thanks for reminding me.
   — WorkRedditUn


9. Not window cleaner, but I would clean roofs and the exteriors of houses with a powerwasher, usually using a lift or hoisting myself down by rope, I slowly ascended upwards to start at the top and work my way down with the lift. About halfway down Im passing a window and a rather large old man is stark naked standing up and watching tv, We make eyecontact, and Im not sure if anyone here has ever operated a lift but they're not known for their speed, so for what felt like an eternity we stare at eachother as I slowly glide past his window, serenaded by the hum of the crane. Tldr; I made akward eyecontact with a fat old man as I slowly passed his window
   — roboticpenguins






10. Just after high school, I got a job pumping gas overnight on a tourist route. Fill their tanks, clean the bugs off their windshields, sell pop and cigarettes for minimum wage. About 5 am on a Friday morning, an old VW Microbus comes in, and requests a fill-up. I get the gas going, and start on the bug removal. In the back, under the dim illumination of the dome light are 2 teen-aged girls, one naked, the other in panties, fighting over a bra. The guy driving (obvious father?) just turns beet red and doesn't say a word. His windshield was spotless when they left.
    — slowshot


11. Obligatory not a window cleaner BUT... my landlords failed to tell me they were sending a window cleaner round, I woke up at 8:30 one morning to a scraping sound. Am naked. Get up, open curtain to see what the noise is. I am standing like 5cm from the floor length window and on the other side, inches from me and making eye contact is the window cleaner. 8am me doesn’t register that he is a window cleaner right away. I look at him for a few seconds unsure of what to do, then he holds up a rag and tries to communicate. I can’t hear him, obviously, so I go to open the window. Get halfway through before realising doing so will knock him off the ladder. Have grasped he is a window cleaner at this point. I close the curtain and get back into bed.
    — wtfisthatttt