What was the “little crime” you committed as a kid?

1. Home alone and I was throwing a tennis ball inside the house and broke a window. So I grabbed a rock and all the glass pieces outside, scattered the glass inside with the rock in the middle of the mess, and went over to my friends house until it was well into the evening. When I came back home my mom says "Can you believe someone threw a rock through our window?"
   — N3MO_


2. A friend of mine in elementary school once gave me a cool pen that he stole from a teacher. I used it for three days but I felt really bad about it. Did I return it to the teacher? No, for some reason I thought the right thing to do would be to throw it away.
   — LuckyGood0


3. I think this was around grade 2 - 4 I can't remember. There was a tree on my walk to school that grew dark red inedible (for humans, birds ate them) berries. They happened to have such a powerful staining red juice inside that it could not be washed off. They were like nature's red permanent marker. I harvested a bunch and handed them to the skater kids and told them it looked like fake gore crushed up. They immediately proceeded to pretend to have very nasty wounds. Well, they had red stained faces/misc body parts for a week. I was such a bastard.
   — SupraHLE






4. I stabbed my neighbor Because he wrecked my camp
   — nutsforsluts


5. Tried to beat up some girl in pre-school cause she stole my gold fish
   — PepperSprayP


6. I peddled crack when I was 13, I was getting paid to ride my bike around the block and drop of the crack to buyers, never dealt with the money, just dropping the rocks off.
   — TheyMadeMyFrogGay






7. Stole a 99 cent pencil when I was 10 and felt so guilty that I actually returned it to the same store 6 years later.
   — Every-Username-Ever-


8. My mom used to be a cleaning lady, and she took me with her when she worked on the week-ends so I wouldn't be home alone. One day, my Playstation 2 died. So I put in in my bag, brought it with me at a house my mom was cleaning, and switched my dead console with the house's owner's... I didn't tell my mom.
   — arkann07


9. I accidentally set half an acre of woods on fire. Was messing with a bottle of rubbing alcohol and thought I had it all put out. Went inside to eat dinner with family while the woods got torched. Fire dept and everything. I thought for sure I was going to jail. Ended up being grounded for 2 months.
   — theoptionexplicit






10. I broke his nose for stealing my crayon.
    — Dildo-Gankings


11. Broke the managing directors mont blanc fountain pen by accident. He sent an email to everyone saying that it was a very expensive pen and would like to know who did it....I later learned that mont blanc pens can cost upwards of 3k....I did not own up.
    — tardiusmaximus