Men of Reddit, what is a secret about men that only men know?

1. We use decorative towels as normal towels.
   — MartiMcfarlane


2. Good ole stage fright:. The inability to pee because you're standing next to a dude in a public bathroom. Some of us are more susceptible than others.
   — Traitorius


3. The reason men miss the toilet sometimes is because they never know which direction the stream is going to come out at. It could come out sideways. Then, you'll twist your body to put the stream where it belongs, and all of a sudden it'll straighten back out again, and you have to twist back to true.
   — poorfolkbows






4. Keep up the useless answers boys. This is what we've been trained for.
   — JCnaitchii


5. We can flex our penis so it looks like it's moving up and down. My last SO was shocked.
   — lurkingliger8a


6. If we pee at a urinal while wearing shorts, we can feel the backsplash on our exposed legs. I Never wipe it off and have never seen another guy do so either afterward. There you go ladies.
   — Done_With_That_One






7. This is one I didn't know until recently. Sit down and stare at your balls for a good solid minute. Those fuckers constantly undulate and move around. Like a goddamn bag of snakes.
   — pac_pac


8. We start getting erections years before puberty and even before sexual thinking
   — georgejeff666