What's your biggest guilty pleasure?

1. cleaning my ears with q-tips...i know i know, they're not supposed to go in your ears but maybe if someone didn't put my g-spot in my fucking ear canal then it wouldn't be so damn pleasurable!
   — pawners


2. Reading FanFiction... while 99% of them have bad plots and horrible grammar mistakes, there is the 1% that absolutely blows me away with its quality. I love spending time reading them and writing reviews, knowing that I’m boosting the confidence of (most of the time) amateur authors. Edit:grammar
   — sergeantmartin


3. Holding the shower head on my eczema on the backs of my knees when the water is almost unbearably hot. Seriously it's orgasmic.
   — avender2






4. Taking a giant, MASSIVE, toilet clogging shit. Hmmmhmmm the release is so pleasurable. That and having to piss so bad your bladder hurts. Then when you pee its almost like having an orgasm. Good stuff.
   — massiveboner911


5. Getting really fuck up by myself. I don't do it often cause it's seriously unhealthy. But if it's been a rough couple weeks or month or something, I'll grab a bottle of whiskey, a 30 rack of beer and some weed. And will drink and smoke all night while watching tv. Maybe order a pizza or some wings. I don't interact with anyone. I'll stay up till 4am before I pass out. And then in the morning make a huge breakfast and I feel great. It's almost like a reset button.
   — themidnightcigarette


6. I love sitting in the shower for a long time
   — CoypuZydeco






7. Picking my nose
   — ScrappedOnions


8. Taco Bell.
   — gt35r


9. I love taking a whole weekend and just laying around watching movies and eating not so healthy foods. I especially love it in winter when it gets dark at 5 and it feels like night lasted forever. But.... as an adult, I do feel guilty because of laundry and shit. Adulting sucks.
   — MadMadGirl






10. completely gorging myself on food. just disgusting amounts of it. even when i've already eaten, or it's a really bad time to eat (like say 3am, i'll go to a 24 hour fast food joint and order stuff just so that i can stuff my face)
    — ReiNGE


11. Wearing an oversized hoodie and having the sleeves hang from my arms or use them like gloves.
    — Lazyboxcat


12. Cheese. I really like cheese. It's the one thing in this world that I have on a daily basis.
    — FrontDeskGuy95






13. Doing those PlayBuzz quizzes about "who is your guardian angel" and "what colour is your aura". They're godawful, but I keep doing them anyway to kill boredom.
    — EwokalypseNow


14. Romance anime. I will never admit this to anyone irl.
    — ILikeMapleSyrup