When would a flamethrower be a good thing to have?

1. When attacked by a group of scouts wielding baseball bats.
   — Slatersaurus


2. When you decide you want to light someone on fire, but you want to do it safely from a distance.
   — PiceaSignum


3. When *wouldn't* a flamethrower be a good thing to have?
   — Sniveling_Cur






4. Anytime - Annoying bugs in the house ? BAM Flamethrower - Jeovas Witnesses at the door ? BAM Flamethrower - Organising Barbecue and yet be short of fuel to light up the barbecue ? BAM Flamethrower - Bored and willing to put more light in your city ? BAM Flamethrower - You finished the game and want to mess up a bit with the police because you're bored ? BAM Flamethrower - Zombie Apocalypse ? BAM Flamethrower The possibilities are endless. Now just go out and go buy (or steal) a flamethrower. You're not going to regret it
   — PotatoAlcoholic


5. When you're surrounded by white walkers....
   — TheGoodJudgeHolden


6. When your Antarctic research facility has been infiltrated by an alien that assimilates and mimics your coworkers.
   — Nero_V






7. You like shoveling snow...or punishing it?
   — DDP777


8. When your girlfriend leaves her really close guy friend's house in the morning and she really needs you to help warm up her car and, you know, it's fine because yeah even though you would've appreciated a text or call back last night, her "phone died" and there was a "really bad storm" and she needed a dick to suck because she "has needs" lol
   — black_fire