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What gives you an instant hard-on?


  1. Women in tank tops with no bra. I am a man of simple tastes.
    — devildunkard

  2. Honestly just kissing. If we start making out, I'm 100% hard in less than a second.
    — eragonisdragon

  3. Hugging the girl I'm secretly in love with.
    — jabulon1



  4. When girls wear revealing or provocative or 'trashy' clothing like really low cut tight tank tops or too short shorts or slightly see through leggings, but in a place where showing skin isn't appropriate. Seeing things like that at the beach is pretty normal, but seeing a girl wearing tiny daisy dukes at Target is pretty hot. Trashy, but hot. Whaletails too.
    — Clintman

  5. Thigh highs.
    — SpeculateEverything

  6. Being called a good girl. Being pushed against a wall and groped. And, of course, sliding my lips over the tip.
    — Hurray_for_Candy



  7. New PC Builds
    — SgtBigPigeon

  8. Thinking "don't get a boner... don't get a boner"
    — PouponMacaque

  9. I get a lady boner when I can see the outline of a guys cock in his boxers. Or like when the tip is poking through. Makes me wanna shove my hand down there and get to work.
    — tadobsessedwithcats



  10. Viagra
    — DrBunnyflipflop

  11. Michelle Pfeiffer in a Catwoman suit.
    — BlondieClashNirvana

  12. Stockings, thigh high boots and heels.
    — djshine88



  13. Thinly veiled insanity
    — Deathrial

  14. Touching my inner theigh
    — dinosaregaylikeme

  15. I enjoy seeing dick jostling around under sweatpants. Gray sweatpants to be specific. When the dick is unrestrained; on the loose-if you will
    — PharmacyThumbprint