You get to be a minor Greek God of something trivial or common. What do you choose, and do with your newfound power?

1. God of Wifi. I'd overthrow Zeus pretty fast with that one. Who gives a fuck about lightning when your high speed internet is under threat?
   — Michigander1817


2. I am the god of dumb luck. I don’t really understand my powers, but sometimes, when the stars align, things kinda work out for my followers.
   — Loktharion


3. God of Hair I get to be the cause of your premature balding, or decide if you get to look like an 80s Hair Metal guy
   — Cirkusleader






4. I become the god of autocorrect. Those who choose not to worship me will suffer word salad on all of their devices.
   — Mr_Mouthbreather


5. God of procrastination. I do absolutely nothing
   — --Doom--


6. The god of the shuffle you do with another person when you both move in the same direction to get out of each others way. If you don’t pray to me, expect to be doing this at least 5 times a day.
   — Dark-Light_Eco






7. Bicchus, God of Disposable Lighters. If you upset me, your smoke or joint is never getting lit. If you're devout, your flame will never run low, essentially gaining worship in most of the vice communities, candle lovers, concerts, and so on. Together with Bacchus, we'd pretty much corner the Good Time market.
   — Wrathblade


8. Lostus. God of single socks. Anger me and a sock will be freed from your villainy and join my mighty sock army in heaven.
   — wizsandt


9. God of embarrassing memories. I keep those who displease me up at night remembering every awkward interaction.
   — libertyprime17






10. Parkus. The God of Maximizing Street Parking. I'd have the power to move cars the three feet in either direction necessary to open up that extra parking spot that should be there, but isn't because people are idiots.
    — Lstn2TownesVanZandt


11. God of bunnies. I ensure bunnies keep bunnying.
    — BottleGoblin


12. God of RNG. My followers never have to grind, and those who displease me have to spend a day helping new players or wallow forever in a sea of garbage drops.
    — BIG_DICK_BAZUSO