Who should definitely NOT be narrating children's books?

1. Christopher Walken. "Please, children, scooch closer. Don't make me tell you again."
   — lardfarquard


2. Joe Pesci. "So Charlotte started weaving these fucking clear messages into her fucking web to inform the animals they were fucked."
   — creamboy2623


3. Jared Fogle
   — bradshawmu






4. Fictional character but Frank Reynolds.
   — Intergalactic-Sloth


5. Gary Busey
   — bth31383


6. SLJ - I'm tired of this motherfucking cat in the motherfucking hat.
   — 1inchat90mph






7. Kevin Spacey
   — KyleRichardsBackFat


8. Alex Jones “...and they lived happily ever after...in a world run by globalists trying to take your guns so they can set up their New World Order! They’re fluoridating the water and turning the frogs gay, kids!”
   — VictorBlimpmuscle


9. Bill Cosby
   — PussySavior






10. Howard Stern. "Now about the green eggs and ham. We invited a guest onto the show who is willing to shove those things up her ass, plate and all, live, on radio..."
    — jimmypagesguitar