Ladies of reddit, what are your abnormally small or large penis stories?

I met a guy on Tinder a couple years ago and liked him a lot, so I was down for hooking up. Turns out he had a micropenis, but the guy was inhumanly good at oral, so I was totally fine with continuing. We hooked up a few times and split on pretty amicable terms. Not exciting I guess.
— SolidVirginal

I guy asked me to guess whether he had an abnormally small or large penis. He had a normal sized penis.
— bubblegrubs

After reading this thread, I have never been so content with my average-sized penis.
— standarsh11

Couple of stories come to mind. * One time I was hooking up with a coworker. At the time, I wasn't very experienced; pretty sure he was my second, honestly. Anyways, he was a good 8 inches, if not longer, and about as thick as my fist. The sex was awful because he was impatient. I'm a tiny girl and he just rushed right in. It was painful, I was crying, hoping he would finish quickly. Didn't hook up with him again. * Hooked up with another guy; not sure where I met him. This guy had a smaller dick, but it was also really skinny. In fact, it really did remind me of a pencil. I remember thinking that it was going to suck and I was going to have to fake it. ...I did not fake. Some of the best sex I ever had. He knew how to make what he had work. Hooked up with him more than once until he moved.
— fierce_princess

So I was freshly single and decided I needed an ego boost so I got all dressed up and went out on the town with the intention of getting laid. He was hot. Over 6' and muscular. Got to talking and he was a firefighter in town for some training. We leave and get to the bedroom and everything is great. Make out skills 8/10, finger skills 11/10. He pulls his pants down and starts putting the condom on. I finally see it... It's the smallest thing I've ever seen. Maybe 2"... Maybe. He was so nice and I'm not a mean person so I went with it. He had to hold the condom on to keep it from slipping. I'm feeling hardly anything. Not even enjoyable at this point. I can tell that he can tell I'm not into it, so I tell him I want to finish him off, so I gave him a blowjob. Afterwards, we walked outside and as he was leaving he asked for my number because he had such an amazing time and wanted to see me again. I replied with "Look, I just got out of a relationship and I just wanted to get laid. I had fun. Did you have fun?" He smiled and said yes. We hugged and he left.
— -amylia-

Met a guy on Tinder a while ago, guy has a massive dick. I had never had one before, so I was kinda shocked when I saw it. I was thrilled to say the least. I started giving him a blowjob, and when it was finally time, I got down on all fours, and got ready, for what I thought would be an amazing time. It wasn't. This was a "guy-with-a-massive-dick-doesn't-put-in-effort-because-he-thinks-his-dick-is-going-to-do-all-the-work-for-him"- case. It sucked. It hurt, it was uncomfortable, it was everything bad. The only good thing about it, was that he got off quick, so I could leave. I never saw him again.
— Miss-Couch-Potato

I'm a sex worker in a brothel. The biggest dick I ever saw was when I was still pretty new. At the start of every booking we do a 'health check', where the guy drops his pants and we use a bright light to look for broken skin or signs of stds. So this big guy comes in, drops his pants and I'm left staring in utter disbelief at this dick. He's not even hard and it's already as thick as a coke can. I knew then and there I wouldn't be physically capable of fucking this guy, he'd rip me in half. So I go to the back room and ask if any other girls want to give it a try. This other girl, who was experienced and known for enjoying big dicks, went in to have a look and also noped out. So this poor guy got a refund and had to wait for his friends to finish.
— ThatFuzzyChick

10" monster punching me in the cervix. I can only assume that's what getting kicked in the balls feels like. Wound up with a bruised cervix, some blood, and an innate fear to large penises. Even to the point where I had to turn a guy down due to his size.
— UnnamedNamesake

Dude was hot, I was into it. The pants came off, micropenis. Okay. I figure he will be good at oral or get me off with his fingers. Instead he kind of squirmed around on me for a few minutes. When I asked if he'd help me come he said, "No, I'm good." Like I was totally willing to work with him but he was selfish so bye.
— digitalgoddess99

Friend of mine is a domme and she told me this story about a guy who came in for penis humiliation that had a dick "big enough to be an elephant's chair leg." She kept him as a client but said it was the biggest lie she ever told in the business. Dude was super-grateful because the super-freakishly big cock he had kept him from having sex quite a bit. She never gave exact sizes, just would kind of say it would scare a size queen.
— TypicalTryst

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