If at your funeral they say "they died doing what they loved" how did you die?

1. masturbating to minecraft youtube tutorials.
   — centripetal_poops


2. Jackin it Edit: I hope that this thread gets to the front page that way my top comment can be about me jackin it. And so people can see the poem after this.
   — jrhocke


3. Sleeping
   — Sipluvni






4. Too much Chinese buffet.
   — weisblattsnut


5. probably drinking
   — AmySchumersAnalTumor


6. Baking cookies. Exploding Oven. The end.
   — rhinovodka






7. Hiking in the middle of the woods all by myself. Honestly, this is how I imagine it happening... just like 50 years from now lol.
   — Aboynamedsallysue


8. Prequelmeming
   — nathangreer


9. Probably at Busch Stadium yelling at the players for not producing runs while I drink my beer... probably
   — duhlaynahwin






10. I probably got smothered while playing with puppies.
    — arcant12


11. My wife.
    — forman98


12. Your mom? Sorry, I'm a grown man and chuckling way too much over that.
    — RedneckNomad






13. Dying
    — remarqer


14. cocaine.
    — lithium91w


15. Being too good for this world.
    — UnnamedNamesake






16. Stuffing my face with fried chicken.
    — StarryStudent


17. Attacked by a flock of angry parrots, I love my birds!
    — MadLintElf