If you woke up one morning as a large bug, what would be the best course of action?

1. Don't let your father throw apples at you.
   — numetalistkrieg


2. go to work
   — pinzoi1


3. Start rolling up a ball of shit. I'm a dung beetle...
   — Dunning-Kruger_Lives






4. Post in /r/NoStupidQuestions and [ask what I should do if I woke up as a bug](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/7zk3st/if_i_woke_up_one_morning_as_a_large_bug_what) to make people think it's hypothetical and that I'm not really a really big dog-sized bug. I'm on to you. Agent Mulder and Scully are on their way, bug person. Edited: can't spell Questions
   — kwokinator


5. Didn’t Kafka already address this?
   — TherelsNoPepeSiIvia


6. I would crawl inside my Playstation and clean that loud ass fan.
   — error_flynne






7. find a female and mate
   — 5238


8. Hope I’m a ladybug
   — franklydankmemes


9. Kill myself by crawling across the middle of the street through traffic
   — Chananovinsky






10. Quit ingesting drugs immediately.
    — aslowcheetah


11. Nice try, Gregor.
    — TheHappyEater


12. Freak out about being late for work.
    — marifairi