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How did you "lose" the genetic lottery?


  1. No hair on head. Hair everywhere else.
    — Pork_Chap

  2. Where do I begin. Diagnosed with arthritis and a slew of other joint and [back problems](https://i.imgur.com/7t5Ez2T.jpg) at 12. Frequent migraines *and* cluster headaches at 13. Developed vision and hearing problems over the next few years. Most of these things have worsened over time, obviously.
    — Defrostmode

  3. Psoriasis. Not a fan.
    — ohyeahthatguy



  4. I’ve got incredibly hairy legs, balls, and asshole, but can’t grow a beard to save my life. Additionally to add insult, I do grow enough facial hair that I have to shave every day, just not enough for a beard.
    — expresidentmasks

  5. I have super flat feet. They're like Jar Jar Flippers.
    — devildunkard

  6. Celiac Disease. Yes, Celiac is a genetic disorder and is not caused by GMO's or modern farming practices. If you don't have the gene for Celiac, you will never develop Celiac.
    — celiacsunshine



  7. Acne that won't go away, even after Accutane.
    — TiredSweetPotato

  8. Terrible teeth : (
    — Prof_Cecily

  9. I have some ugly ass feet. Even expensive pedicures cant totally hide the ugly.
    — SarahTonein



  10. I'm autistic enough to make people hate me and neurotypical enough to know why they do.
    — BartlebyX

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    — [deleted]

  12. Excluding clinical depression and male pattern baldness I'm black as the night. Not that comfortable "Hollywood" black where I can go home with my white gf and instantly be accepted by her family. I'm that run to your car and lock the doors before he catches me, is probably a drug dealing gang banger, has 7 illegitimate kids by 3 different women (none of which he's with), stole all your stuff, loves fried chicken and washes it down with red flavored kool-aid...kind of black. **Edit**: I apologize if this offends anyone but it is a fact of my life.
    — ProbeUranus



  13. I have hips that look like they were made for birthing, but im a man.
    — Derpycatzftw