Besides playing the guitar, what's something many people claim they can "do" but are beginners at best?

1. Give massages.
   — shipintheday


2. Run a business or be self employed.
   — moration


3. Photography
   — StormDrainClown






4. Si yo hablo Spanish
   — nichoals421


5. ‘Computers’
   — ConstantlySlippery


6. Surf You paid an instructor to push you into waves at Waikiki on vacation 3 years ago. You may have stood up a few times.
   — buzzboy7






7. Write. *I can complete a two paragraph memo in passable business English so here's how you should fix the fourth draft of your 375 page novel...*
   — doublestitch


8. Drive
   — IM3dpenguin


9. Make a good Fantastic Four reboot.
   — rodan44






10. Most people who can "weld" can't weld for shit.
    — he_who_melts_the_rod


11. Teach. I've been a teacher for 15 years and I'm still learning how how to do it every day. Anyone who tells you they know how to do it right are fooling themselves.
    — fizdup


12. Fight. Omfg some people will go miles out of their way to convince you theyre dangerous. Edit: to everyone replying with "im trained in x martial art for x years and i still lose", we're talking about *you* here. He who knows, need not speak. He who must speak, doesn't know.
    — lurklurklurkPOST






13. Write or tell a story. It's hard to write well and to come up with a plot that is interesting while also avoiding plotholes and common tropes. Good writers make it look effortless but sitting down and trying yourself is another matter.
    — pajamakitten