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When is the least appropriate time to do jazz hands?
- While driving a school bus.
— kinyutaka
- "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR YOU'RE UNDER ARREST" *jazz hands*
— aboveaverageheight
- Right after an orgasm.
— atticusfinch1973
- Listening to jazz
— benjaminjpg
- Mid surgery, unless it’s going really really well
— TheMightyWomble
- When your little sister walks in on you having a wank
— RahDeeDah
- How dare you suggest its ever the wrong time to do jazz hands.
— darksides_rage2
- After you’ve just been found guilty for three counts of sexual assault
— uniqueusername213
- Right after you tell someone, "It's OK! Take my hand!"
— deepsoulfunk
- During a serious sign-language conversation.
— thistimeyoueatpaper
- "I'm sorry. We tried everything to save your loved one, but I'm afraid they died." *Jazz Hands*
— Next2LastJedi
- During a gyno exam.
— MisterKrosmo