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When is the least appropriate time to do jazz hands?


  1. While driving a school bus.
    — kinyutaka

  2. "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR YOU'RE UNDER ARREST" *jazz hands*
    — aboveaverageheight

  3. Right after an orgasm.
    — atticusfinch1973



  4. Listening to jazz
    — benjaminjpg

  5. Mid surgery, unless it’s going really really well
    — TheMightyWomble

  6. When your little sister walks in on you having a wank
    — RahDeeDah



  7. How dare you suggest its ever the wrong time to do jazz hands.
    — darksides_rage2

  8. After you’ve just been found guilty for three counts of sexual assault
    — uniqueusername213

  9. Right after you tell someone, "It's OK! Take my hand!"
    — deepsoulfunk



  10. During a serious sign-language conversation.
    — thistimeyoueatpaper

  11. "I'm sorry. We tried everything to save your loved one, but I'm afraid they died." *Jazz Hands*
    — Next2LastJedi

  12. During a gyno exam.
    — MisterKrosmo