Your Reddit account is now worth money, 1 karma = $1, what do you buy?

- 35, 4 piece chicken nuggets from Wendy’s. I’m karma poor so I gotta make the best of the situation
— esetegn14

I’ll buy a trip to the dentist because my teeth hurt and I can’t afford dental insurance
— Lovebot_AI

$3. A nice large iced tea for me then. Edit: That’s a lot more dollars.... Anyone up for some tea?
— nearsightedwaddledee

Can I answer when I become a more valuable redditor? I've got big dreams and small karma. Edit: ^it's ^working Edit #2: I'm going to be able to take like 5 of you to see Infinity War in IMAX if this keeps up Edit #3: and now we can stop for Chic-fil-a afterwards
— jenny_loggins_

If we're talking about comment karma, i'm gonna up my budget on a house slightly and have a me a very nice down payment. 53k would be a nice sum of money. (or 56k if we're talking total karma)
— FlameFrenzy

I'd probably invest two million of it in a long-term portfolio, then live on the remaining million and a half while making stuff and writing things for other folks' entertainment... which would also be an investment, I suppose, since that's how I garnered all of those points in the first place. Of course, I'd also spend some of it on a needlessly elaborate practical joke of some variety or another, like hiring a clown to follow me around for an entire year. He would never speak to anyone, but I'd act like I was the only one who couldn't see him. Once the year was up (and the clown went away), I'd suddenly start pretending that I *could* see him, which – in an ideal world – would lead everyone to question who was really insane. Hey, what's the exchange rate of karma to Reddit Gold? I have some of that, too. **TL;DR: Investments, a fairly comfortable life, and a clown.**
— RamsesThePigeon

~~I'd buy a car and a license so I wouldn't need to worry about it anymore. If I had anything left, I'd spend it on donuts because I really want that rn.~~ Edit: Scratch that, I'll buy a hooker.
— SileNce5k

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