What's the funniest Reddit post you've ever read?

1. This guy legitimately asking how to verbalize Braille so that he could communicate verbally with **blind** people. https://reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/6t7k1w/how_do_i_communicate_with_blind_people/
   — bparkerson04


2. I can't find it, but it was about a guy and his son riding bikes, and he has to take a really bad shit in the woods. He ends up thinking he's a time traveler because he finds a roll of toilet paper in the woods. His description of the event had me rolling, because he said he did "the best impression of a broken ice cream machine on a hot summer".
   — supreme_hammy


3. [The steak that didn't go out the window.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3im341/tifu_by_throwing_my_steak_out_a_window/)
   — raspberryseltzer






4. [Frog Stuck in Hailstone](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/v58pb/frog_in_hailstone/c51h6os/) I still laugh Everytime I read it.
   — GoodLeftUndone


5. There’s a story that i don’t have the link to, where a man writes a beautiful well written story of how he farted on a kid’s head in a store. If anyone has the link please share!
   — Petrol_in_my_eyes


6. [Why does my girlfriend always cry](https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/3fo1st/why_does_my_girlfriend_always_cry/) Also some guy came in the fantasy football sub last year, acccidentally, and posted a request for relationship advice and the replies were hilarious
   — Fantasytoss






7. The one where OP is having trouble flushing a massive shit on a cruise ship so he calls in a cleaning lady, says "Watch" (because of his limited knowledge of the language), and it fucking flushes
   — rrns


8. The guy who does shrooms and tries to get his cats out of the basement: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2a78al/tifu_secretly_eating_mushrooms_while_my_wife_was/
   — cherries_and_wine


9. I'm partial to the /r/cars thread about having pet garage raccoons: https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/54z4f7/will_pee_damage_tires/
   — blbd






10. [This one where this guy broke his toe and everyone slaughtered him because of his toenails had me in tears](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2dfmgj/friend_kicked_his_toe_at_volleyball_tonight/)
    — PanagiotisG


11. [what is potato?](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/?st=JGKQIWEP&sh=eb491375)
    — goldrops


12. Fattest thing you've ever done. Tears were rolling down my face. If I'm having a rough day, I just go back and reread it.
    — pupsnpogonas