In your best Trump vernacular, and without saying the title, what is the summary of a movie?

1. A kid comes to New York. Great city. Love that city. They love me. He gets lost or left behind or something. Ends up staying at a hotel. One of my hotels. Classy place. You’d love it there, believe me. First class all the way. Kid gets chased around by bad guys. Real bad hombres. Not the sort that would stay in my hotels, which are nice. Clean and luxurious, believe me. I’m in the film. Best part of the movie. Only part worth watching. I’m a great actor. I’d have an Oscar if I wanted it. Believe me. Film had that Culkin kid in it. He’s a mess now. Must’ve hung around crooked Hillary. He should’ve stayed with me. He’d be bigly famous, like me. People love me. I hear it all the time, believe me. All the time.
   — CMonster0125


2. I was watching this movie, great movie, fantastic movie. In it there was this Mexican with a blue vest and monkey. Now, as usual, folks, he was robbing honest hard workers and small business owners of bread, real bad news folks, I tell ya. Then, all of a sudden, some very big, all very powerful blue guy magically *bing*s out of nowhere, out of some gravy boat, and gives him everything he wants, absolutely tax free. This movie is a perfect example of the things going on down there in Mexico right now, and I gotta tell ya folks: not good.
   — Dickcheese_McDoogles


3. The other day was Melania’s birthday. She said let’s go see a movie. Great. Look, they are gonna say Donald said that and that. I said what I said. I always say the truth, folks. They lie to you. You know, I was in a movie once. More than one. I’m telling you. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you. Best movies. Huge hits. They made a lot of money, folks. The movie people they figured it out. You say Donald Trump is in the movie. They’ll wanna see it. Millions of people. I’m telling you. People come to see me. […]
   — YouTubeIsAJoke






4. Huge ship. Beautiful ship. It sunk. That's a bad deal. I should have built that ship. You saw we got rid of MS-13. And we're getting that wall, people. We. Are. Getting it. It was a great ship. Too bad. Edit: were to we're
   — busycarpets


5. The dinosaurs are pouring out of their cages. Let me tell you, when these scientists send their dinosaurs, they aren't sending their best. They're bringing velociraptors. They're bringing T-rexes. And some, I assume, are good dinosaurs.
   — mygawd


6. This young guy, Luke, who became a very good friend of mine by the way, he was living out in the desert at the time. He came from nothing folks, he came from nothing. His uncle was one of the haters and the losers, but let me tell you, Luke had a tremendous fighting spirit, believe me. So one day the Crooked Empire sends their best soldiers, very bad hombres folks, and they destroy Luke's home. Burned it to the ground - it was horrible, just horrible. So Luke decides to knock the crap out 'em, folks. And he did, let me tell you, folks. He absolutely did, believe me.
   — rmboco






7. There's this nice guy. Boy, he's tough to watch. The poor guy, you gotta see this guy, in a wheelchair and arms all over the place like "I know physics, I know physics". It turns out he is almost as smart as Trump. He's this genius, this really stable genius from England. They love me there, they really do. I could shoot the Queen outside Buckingham Palace and they would still love me there. Some people are saying that Trump knows physics like this guy. He said some stuff about time like you would not believe.
   — mrpithecanthropus


8. This guy dressed as a bat, really good guy, almost as rich as me, does a great, great job helping me drain the swamp. There's gangs, rapists, real bad hombres. This bat guy...comes in...and wipes them out of our wonderful country. If we had a wall, it would make his job much, much easier, believe me, much, much easier. Hell, he might not even have a job at that point, our great country would have no crime, it really hasn't since I became president, your welcome. That's ok though, I have a job opening at Trump Tower for him, I'm all about giving jobs to America.
   — luckpuck00