What's your worst pick up line?

1. What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
   — SevereHyperbole


2. Got this one on tinder... 'Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.'
   — Elizabeth_Balfour


3. Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. :[
   — BlackRovo






4. So... You wanna be more than just cousins?
   — SaladForce


5. Is your dad in jail? Cause if I was your dad I'd be in jail.
   — pie_float


6. If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto
   — eZico






7. That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too. Or Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
   — Abadatha


8. Is heaven missing an angel? ‘Cuz it looks like you ate one.
   — LucasBazookas


9. Hey, I think you dropped something...your standards. Wanna fuck?
   — NamelessAce






10. Are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside you.
    — rostabul


11. You'll do.
    — OmarGuard


12. Do you like water? Then you gonna like 70% of me I used it once and it worked once, so 100% success rate ladies and gents
    — dum_BEST






13. "Are you Harambe? 'Cause I'd like to drop a baby in your enclosure."
    — fofofufufu


14. Real response: Friend: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Her: Did you just call me Satan?
    — FreakishViper