If people used "break-up lines" instead of "pick-up lines", what would some of the best ones be?

1. Call me Stevie Wonder because I'm not seeing you anymore.
   — X-25


2. “I’m sorry I can’t come over tonight, something has come up.” “What is it?” “...my standards.”
   — jclear


3. The only thing that looks good on you is distance.
   — Mirthaar






4. I figured out a really quick way to lose 120lbs...
   — mellenger


5. I seem to have lost your phone number, can you lose mine?
   — thatsnotmyname66


6. Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me ?
   — HecticHazard






7. It's rare I get to post this twice in a week, but: "My love for you is like a star in the night sky; it died a long time ago, you just haven't realized it yet "
   — DiopticTurtle


8. Well, there's Meatloaf's line: "I swore that I would love you to the end of time............ So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive"
   — HAL9000000


9. 'It isn't you; it's me. I don't like you."
   — KaylaChinga






10. This guy I know broke up with his now ex girlfriend on prom night by saying "We're just two awesome puzzle pieces in the universe that don't fit together right now." Don't use this line it didn't go over well. Edit: This guy has come across this post and wants me to clarify that "it did go well" and he did it on prom night because "they both didn't drive, it wasn't her school's prom, AND she was having a girl's night after which would help." And also that he "100% believed it was a great line and was so proud of [himself] for coming up with it."
    — migeme


11. Take the “L” out of “lover” and it’s “over”
    — OstensiblyMusical


12. We’ll cover more ground if we split up.
    — dewayneestes