If there was a Reddit-themed amusement park with attractions based on the great/terrible moments in Reddit history, what would they be?

1. An escape room where you had to discover and open a safe only to find nothing in it.
   — WeirdAvocado


2. A funhouse that appears like a normal house but while you keep going inside, increasingly strange things start to happen. Then you realize you are suffering from monoxide poisoning
   — nicolasap


3. Pin the tail on the donkey, but instead it's pin the Boston Bombing on an innocent man
   — Drose_Drose_Drose






4. There would be a Rollercoaster but just when it's about to do an exciting drop or crazy loop it stops and a voiceover says "Can we please stay on topic?" and you have to watch the movie Rampart.
   — Pinkyyyy


5. Repost rollercoaster. Basically just a normal rollercoaster that repeats itself every 5 minutes.
   — Gas_Ass_Trophy


6. A side booth where every time you walk by, a man beats you with jumper cables. Also, a reflective memorial to a historic moment that happened in nineteen ninety eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
   — Empty_Insight






7. There’d be a booth with a dozen coconuts. 1 of them would just be a normal coconut, but the others would be filled with maggots. You have to guess which is the fresh one and stick your dick in it. If you’re right, you win $1,000. If you’re wrong, you get traumatized and make a TIFU post on Reddit.
   — Sherman_Beardman


8. There will definitely be a "Jolly Rancher" booth by the food court.
   — StevesMcQueenIsHere


9. The Swamps of Dagobah. It's like one of those slow moving tubing rides where you go on a leisurely little river ride through the decor. Except the decor is the thing of nightmares and you will never be the same once it finishes.
   — Teglement






10. Booths where you can pose for u/awildsketchappeared and u/Shitty_Watercolour. Then u/Poem_for_your_sprog gives you a beautifully written note describing your day at the park.
    — appleappleappleman


11. Not an attraction but at the entrance you can pay 100$ to buy a Yoda costume or 400$ for Darth Vader. As Yoda you are allowed to push kids under 12 in the waiting line away and as Vader you can freely use every attraction without waiting.
    — Goonzoo


12. Boston Bombing Witch Hunt Horror House [Lets forget that nasty biz and have a laugh](https://youtu.be/DG_IMu3P3Vo)
    — MakingPuppies






13. The EA ride. You wait in a long line where every 15 minutes you have to pay to conitue. The end of the line is just the parking lot.
    — spicypepperoni


14. The food court would have to include everything with a side of rice.
    — Redsnork


15. A potato themed rollercoaster that is called “What is this? It looks good.”
    — ScizorSci