What is the most probable way you would die at your place of work?

1. Jumping off my balcony after I get another email asking me how to print out this YouTube video my boss wants to put in a presentation she's giving.
   — knutmeg


2. Out of Boredom.
   — buffywho


3. Antibiotic resistant TB, I am sitting down the hall from a BSL 3 safety lab where they study it. Been here for 16 years and so far knock on wood but you never know. Oh yea and we have 2 foot wide gas lines feeding cooling towers above us so that's still a possibility.
   — MadLintElf






4. Car crash. I travel a lot
   — Ashtonmore


5. Getting a papercut and from that getting blood poisoning... With the amount of times we were warned about this, this seems to be a "very common theme" in office jobs.
   — Bluestars_Eyes


6. Smashing my head against my computer desk or strangling myself with my headset
   — graciepaint4






7. I have a basement office with no windows. So likely drowning in a flood.
   — billbapapa


8. Massive heart attack
   — Pm_meyourfunbagz


9. If the guy that died last year is any indication it will be a sudden, massive heart attack after being verbally dressed down by one of our doctors.
   — CarterLawler






10. Hit by a car. Most deaths in my line of work are by road traffic collisions.
    — -brownsherlock-


11. Choking on the phone cord
    — Thrwmeaway36


12. At my shop job, someone driving through the window. No one stops at this 4-way and everyone speeds. At the art gallery, one of the tweakers that hang out underneath the building or in the woods beside coming in to kill me cause I've had enough of the messes they leave on our property and have started yelling at them.
    — Miyenne






13. Getting ran over by a Forklift walking out of my office onto the warehouse floor. That or blowing my brains out eventually dealing with the retarded ass DLA.
    — Kickinpuppies


14. Papercut to the jugular.
    — virgosdoitbetter