You will get $10 million cash but Samuel L Jackson will be there to shout "motherfucker" for every dollar you spend, will you be happy? And Why?

1. If you just invest it, never touch it, and just spend the actual capital gains/interest does that count as spending the dollars for the motherfuckers?
   — CrashRiot


2. I wouldn’t spend a single dollar in the hopes that it keeps the miracle that is Sam Jackson alive until he has yelled for every dollar that I’ll never spend.
   — NotMikeAlstott


3. Where is the downside?
   — SystematicSpoon






4. So if I spend $50, he's there shouting motherfucker 50 times? I feel like I'd enjoy it way more than he would. He'd probably lose his voice by the end of the day.
   — user9394


5. I'd buy him out of whatever cruel cosmic deal he signed up for to help him escape from the hell of monitoring my purchases till he dies.
   — Dickcheese_McDoogles


6. I would have so much fun with this during moments of silence, the money tray that gets passed around in a church, donations to your local library.
   — TheNunneryArmoury






7. It takes around one second for Samuel L Jackson to say "motherfucker". If I spend all $10 million in one go, he will be saying "motherfucker" for 115 days striaght. I'd say thats money well spent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
   — MathematicalAssassin


8. I think the person who is in loss will be Samuel l Jackson so I don't mind
   — pandasaurus98