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If you could go back in time and tell your 10 year-old self something, what would it be?
- "haha I'm older than you, get rekt scrub"
— HarvMan53
- "In six years, your friend Danny is gonna tell you licking a girl's armpit will drive her crazy with love. DO NOT believe him"
— PhillipLlerenas
- Not talking to girls doesn't make you this cool and mysterious guy. Start talking to them now and learn some social skills before your 20s.
— PantherMoose
- Your hair is going to start going gray in middle school. You'll hate it for three years but then learn to love it forever.
— Sloth_Spartan
- Tell your dad to invest all his money into beanie babies! He's gonna be rich!
— mmcphink
- Diet. Exercise. Never trust a goth girl with a knife. Pet every dog you see. You will gain friends and lose friends. You will have your heart broken. That's life. No one can promise you forever, so just enjoy what you have while you have it. And never stop trying to be better.
— ashmaht
- Something something buy a few $1000 worth of something called bitcoin in 2009 and sell in early winter 2017.
— Lov88
- You’re gay. So gay.
— magicallyqueer
- The winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years
— SubredditWeatherBot
- "Your parents are negligent and destructive influences, find better mentors, aim higher, and get out as soon as you can."
— tossthis34
- Don't go to community college like your parents will push you to, pursue a trade like you will want to.
— CarsonWentzylvania
- invest that cash you get into bitcoin/apple or amazon stock.
— moredrinksplease
- Run away before your stepmother can do permanent damage. Oh why did my dad marry that buck toothed, uneducated inbred hillbilly. Rip dad. At least he got away. 😭
— jexypop
- Watch out for yourself, nobody else will.
— GrabYourHelmet
- Start lifting now, bro, and never skip leg day
— meatboat2tunatown
- You're not God's gift to humanity. You still need to try like everyone else.
— Tuxedoman23