What WOULD you wish upon your worst enemy?

1. That their butthole itches every time they're in public.
   — rrrrribbit


2. Lower their spice tolerance to the point where mayonnaise is too spicy.
   — stankiepankie


3. An upset stomach on a first date, with a girl he really liked. Stuck in traffic on the way to a hot new joint and the need to find a toilet is agonizing. She keeps trying to make small talk but he needs to focus so hard on not shitting his pants, which makes him come across as inattentive and rude. Traffic is not moving, what is there an accident or something?! The point of no return is fast approaching and it is unavoidable. It’s happening.
   — Canzabis






4. Netflix stopping to buffer at 99% for thirty seconds every two minutes.
   — MacheteDont


5. Honestly, I always hope for someone with some authority over them to find out the shit they've been pulling and for them to see some real consequences. My worst enemies always seem to be people who have somehow avoided their rightful consequences, thus perpetuating their terrible actions.
   — stylophonics


6. A powerful sense of guilt.
   — ThatguyIncognito






7. Clarity for them to see exactly how they treat others and the emotions to know that it is horrible and feel remorse for it.
   — Defrostmode


8. Something minor, pasta never cooks. The water boils and boils but the noodles stay as hard as rocks.
   — ToadRancher


9. Wet socks
   — PM_me_your__guitars






10. Hope they are always $0.99 short whenever they want to buy something
    — ecorpforelliot


11. Itchy anus and short arms
    — BombBombBombBombBomb


12. All the tables they sit at and chairs they sit on always having one leg that just a LITTLE too short
    — OldManMeesseeks