If movie titles were taken literally, which movie would change the most?

1. Legally blonde. In the year 2125 all hair colours are patented. You cannot simply change your hair colour. You need permission from the world ministry of hair.
   — thebug3


2. The Matrix. Nobody wants to watch a movie about an actual matrix.
   — prankster163


3. Mission Impossible. It would have stopped at the first movie either cause he gets fired or killed.
   — crochetyhooker






4. The 5th Element. A scientific documentary about the discovery of Boron. In 1808 Sir Humphry Davy observed that electric current sent through a solution of borates produced a brown precipitate on one of the electrodes. In his subsequent experiments, he used potassium to reduce boric acid instead of electrolysis. And thats when things got pushed into 12 gear...He produced enough boron to confirm a new element and named the element boracium. Gay-Lussac and Thénard used iron to reduce boric acid at high temperatures. By oxidizing boron with air, they showed that boric acid is an oxidation product of boron. Years later, Jöns Jakob Berzelius identified boron as an element in 1824. Pure boron was arguably first produced by the American chemist Ezekiel Weintraub in 1909. Awww yea...
   — dredawg1


5. "Goodwill Hunting" - a documentary about the thrift store industry
   — wirral_riddler


6. *Goodfellas*. It's about a group of genuinely good guys.
   — brokensilence32






7. There Will be Blood - shown to 4th-grade girls while the boys are in another room learning about boners.
   — sttwister


8. 50 shades of grey: The art of charcoal sketches.
   — CobaltMountains


9. The Wolf of Wall Street: New Yorkers running for their lives as a huge wolf takes over Wall Street.
   — king12435






10. This question made me realize how well titled Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey were.
    — lazysheepdog716


11. The Silence of the Lambs would be about farming instead of a police investigation.
    — Rofl_Waffler


12. Baby Driver - baby wants formula and isn’t afraid of a midnight Walmart run to get it.
    — Olywa1280






13. No Country for Old Men A comedy where a group of seniors on vacation accidentally destroy their passports and must find a way to go home.
    — rgeorge4


14. Twilight - an exciting sequel to afternoon
    — alouayed