What's the best sex advice you ever got and from whom?

1. Sister in-law told us to ditch the PJs and sleep naked. Frequency of sex increased almost immediately
   — Smartyandfarty


2. Never decide for someone else that they are too good for you.
   — weissguy3


3. "You want to look for someone who shares your values...realistically if I had been doing that I wouldn't have gotten with your mother, but anyway..." -my dad
   — pixiegurly






4. If you look hungry, you're going to starve. Told to me by my older cousin when I started college
   — benjammin1987


5. My sister told me to keep baby wipes next to the bed for the clean up. It works so much better than* Kleenex. Edit: Grammar
   — RiverSong2123


6. When I would go out my Dad would tell me: "Behave. If you can't behave be safe. If you can't be safe, name it after me."
   — Veoviss






7. "Never put your fingers somewhere you wouldn't put your face." -My grandad He was talking about power tools, but I find it applies elsewhere.
   — cowfodder


8. My dad is a union painter, he always used to tell a joke that goes "Do you know why women love painters? Because we know it's 90% prep, 10% finishing with long smooth strokes.". Works for both painting a room flawlessly and satisfying a woman.
   — DunnTinning


9. "Relax." Advice from a friend, and it has served me well. While you could take it as a reference to certain sex acts, I mean it mainly as a reference to state of mind. There will be times where things don't work like they should, or they work too fast, or something embarrassing happens... it doesn't matter, just relax, don't worry, and move on. In the bedroom, you're both there to have a good time, so just enjoy it.
   — Beer_in_an_esky






10. > If the journey wasn't better than the destination, don't expect her to go traveling with you again. Told to me by my father, taken to heart by me, and beloved by my wife.
    — MarioneTTe-Doll


11. "Your cock shouldn't go near her til she's slick as a baby seal." -Tormund Giantsbane
    — Balmarog


12. > Ladies - never trust the man. Use a diaphragm. 70-year-old give-no-fucks biology teacher at a Catholic High School. Since our school's version of sex-ed was "abstinence-only", she snuck as much practical advice as possible into the "reproductive system" section of her class. Got away with it, too, because she was a little old lady!
    — kalechipsyes






13. Make some noise -fwb in college
    — EScafeme