If you were given 24 hours where everything you read would permanently be stored in your memory, what would you memorize?

If you were given 24 hours where everything you read would permanently be stored in your memory, what would you memorize?

I'll be the ~~best~~ ~~worst~~ **BEST** Rules Lawyer in DnD ever!
— MyNameIsNotRyn

Realistically, I'd probably do the practical things other posters are talking about--learn languages, become an expert in my field, etc. But in my imagination, I'd like to read a bunch of folk takes and epic poems and be like the traveling storytellers of antiquity.
— saabn

The 1950-2000 Grays Sports Almanac, so I could travel back in time safely, without having to worry about someone from the 1950s stealing it and changing the future.
— keenly_disinterested

I'd read out just a bunch of philosophical quotes just so I could pull them out of my ass in completely unrelated discussions. Example: Friend: "Hey dude you wanna go grab some pizza?" Me:"One Cannot think well, love well,sleep well,if one has not dined well" Friends:"Please just stop"
— RedJellyBoy

Guy with concentration disorder here. This power would be a huge waste on me, 24 hours is like 10 pages max
— Trickyzzz

Syntax cheat sheets for regex, sql, JavaScript, and a few other languages (limited useful timeframe, but would only take an hour or so, tops), then probably first-aid and survival manuals, including a rope-tying guide.
— cramduck

The directions to cooking Mac and cheese so I can stop getting the box back out of the trash can. Then with my leftover time, I’m not sure
— ShiftingStar

A language dictionary, then all you gotta learn is the grammar
— I_Like_Pizza159

The SAS survival guide and construction manuals
— trollie74

I'd probably end up wasting this power reading memes.
— TasteyPotato

Medicine. Like all the Oxford medical handbooks and an anatomy textbook or two.
— Berttheduck

I'll be honest, I'd probably just get distracted and read TVTropes.
— Flutterwander