Where would be the most inappropriate place to leave a tip jar?

1. Does my college calling me and asking for tips/donations count?
   — TheAC997


2. Sperm bank. At the front desk or in one of the facilities "private rooms".
   — CircleTilde


3. Funeral home.
   — SmokeCheese






4. The Supreme Court's bench.
   — Homenski


5. In the confessional booth at church.
   — Back2Bach


6. The surgeon’s office where circumcisions are performed. Edit: Wow! I’ve never had more than like 5 upvotes on a comment and now 2.2k and Reddit gold! Thank you, kind stranger. As a predominant lurker, genuinely never thought I’d see Reddit Gold. My internet points tip jar is overflowing!
   — CallMeBigPharma






7. Homeless shelter.
   — BorgesBurroughs14


8. A euthanasia place
   — NutmegPluto


9. Your mom’s nightstand
   — CMonster0125






10. IRS office.
    — Noctudeit


11. Next to the body at a wake. Did a wonderful job on your father but with a fifty dollar tip we can make your mother look more “alive”
    — pizzaismylife34


12. Proctologist office
    — twaffle21