- Browse through dating apps on your phone throughout the date.
— lumpthefoff - Girl : the weather is nice
Me : thanks
— dX_iwanttodie - I farted on her porch and her mom laughed so hard she called her sister to come over to meet me.
— bob-leblaw - Forgot her name.
— Ksabellaason - Keep bringing up your ex. It makes you seem like you’re not over it, and not ready to move on.
— Chewbeckahh - I read somewhere that this guy put his hand on the girls belly and said, "*Soon this will be plump with my seed*."
— chubbum_puppums - Only talk about yourself. You have to listen and ask questions about the other person's life and they should reciprocate that to you. Also, going on your phone.
— aj0220 - Sit down at the table and order food without checking to see if your date is waiting outside for you.
— mimikyu13 - Go to an "all you can eat" buffet and stuff yourself to the point where you can barely function afterwards.
— Back2Bach - “I love you”
— wakaranaiever12 - Tell her you’re going to have to leave a bit early because it’s your anniversary.
— poopiepuppy - Propose
— anonymousfemaledog