You have to ruin a conversation in 30 seconds, how do you do it?

1. Would you like to make more money and be your own boss?
   — snake_in_my_boots85


2. "your fly is undone" "No, it isn't" -unzips it for them "now it is."
   — aaronaapje


3. "Wow, that was pretty funny! You're not bad for a <insert race here> person!"
   — BottleONoobSauce






4. "I am legally obligated to let you that I am a registered sexual predator"
   — SharpieScentedSoap


5. A stranger once said to me “I just took a shit the size of my dads cock”. The conversation did not last long.
   — PM_ME_UR_NAUGHTINESS


6. "Did you know that very intelligent women usually choose to marry a man with a lower IQ?" This perfectly true, and statistically uninteresting fact usually sets everyone in the conversation off on wild speculation. The best part is that you can replace "women" and with any group you want and it's still true. So you can tailor the statement to whatever biases you think your audience might or might not have.
   — PM_ME_UR_Definitions






7. You know, I hate most negroes, but I think I'll make an exception for you.
   — NoEstoyDeAcuerdo


8. So, can you believe some people think the Holocaust actually happened?
   — PM_UR_NUDES_4_RATING


9. Hey, do you have a child with you? You do? Dang, this is nowhere near 100 yards!
   — ArcOfRuin






10. You smell different when you are awake.
    — rawrberry_