If you could add a warning label to your ex, what would it be?

1. Does Not Mix Well With Alcohol!
   — themumenrider


2. "Make sure to communicate often with this individual about your personal expectations and desires for the relationship, because failure to do so may result in drifting apart and ignoring the differences in what you want out of life."
   — old_gold_mountain


3. Warning: Weed is Not a Personality
   — JoshDaws






4. She will make fixing her your responsibility, and then break in the process of failing this impossible task.
   — namesaremptynoise


5. Warning, gets *very* attached and posessive, will most likely want every moment of your attention, and has a lot of negative shit going on
   — PM_Me_Happy_Lolis


6. She's alergic to penises, apparently.
   — hippowl






7. I wouldn't, she's a wonderful person.
   — lDividedBy0


8. "Handle with care" She's been hurt a lot by previous boyfriends, I treated her well but the trauma from past relationships ultimately led to her leaving me so she could deal with that.
   — Mighty_Cthulhu


9. Warning: Prone to premature ejaculations. Don't let him enter you, even for a second, without a condom.
   — TransIndian






10. He can see “shadow people”.
    — ladragoness


11. Has habit of falling off the face of the Earth for two years.
    — boonjo01


12. Be careful, tends to wander onto other people's penis.
    — NdWar2000






13. Don't take her for granted, love her with everything you have.
    — djgump35


14. "Is going to change her mind about being in love with you every few weeks and cheat on you constantly but is hot enough that you'll put up with it until you both grow old and tired enough to stop bothering with the pretense and finally walk away."
    — FuzzyElf47


15. “Warning: do not mistreat. She will leave you”
    — MrGooglyman