If you were a sex doll programmer and could program in an Easter egg, what would it be?

1. She'll respond to 'clever girl' with raptor noises.
   — PowerRaptor


2. If you called it Fisto, it would tell you to assume the position and play drill noises.
   — theslamprogram


3. You can play Doom on it.
   — DooshMcDooberson






4. Program it to occasionally say "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that" Freak out the ones who bought it named Dave
   — CaptainSunshine88


5. During first anal, the doll would say "Ouch! Wrong hole you idiot" but only this one time.
   — ArtWrt147


6. If you get super experimental with it, doing clever and original sexy things to it, its voice would change to that of GlaDos and say "oh good, you're ready for testing." From there on out, you get berated by every unique thing you do to it, like "I would say that was great for both of us, but I can't lie. I didn't feel anything." "Is it in yet? My sensors say that you haven't broken the folds. I'm not lying, it says it right here in how unsatisfied I'm feeling. If I could feel." "Congratulations, you found the hole. Maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to see a real one before you're laughed at over how terrible you are at this."
   — Bustyturtlelover






7. If you whispered "One shall stand, one shall fall" in its ear, the doll would reply "Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost." Then starts playing 'The Touch' by Stan Bush.
   — FOTBWN


8. Just once, on a random occasion after something has been in its mouth, it would say "You taste different when you are asleep".
   — DirtyOldAussie