- Adults are just kids that drive cars and do cocaine
— fartcloud101 - Because one of the best things about being an adult is being comfortable with yourself.
— tit_wrangler - Because I'm an adult and can say what the fuck I like.
— Flutterwander - To make you mad enough to post this
— fartfacepooper - the term "adult" doesn't mean what you think it does.
— Coostohh - Because I enjoy the way my use of those words upsets my teenage children.
— 4a4a - I don't constrain my life and ideals based on the number of times I've revolved around the sun.
— Materia_Girl - Because I'm sagely enough to not really give a shit if I look dumb while loving my pupper.
— Geoff2f - They’re all good doggos Bront
— RochambeauDigMe - Just think of "doggo" being the same as "kiddo". It's a cutesy pet name.
"Hey kiddo, whatchya up to?"
"Hey doggo, who's a good boy?"
— mycatiswatchingyou