What sucks about being a dude?

1. Wearing a suit or tux in the sweltering heat of the summer. Sure, I could show up to your wedding in shorts, and be viewed as a freaking hippy.
   — Minotaur11


2. When you’re taking a piss and the stream just forks into 2 separate streams and you end up pissing all over the place
   — VictorBlimpmuscle


3. Getting a boner in situations that are... less than acceptable. Edit: I now know more about random stranger's penises than I ever wanted to... thank you.
   — odhran_the_wizard






4. If you don’t shake it enough it’s like you wet your pants a little bit. Edit: I’m gonna be honest. Little embarrassed this is my top comment. On the other hand, many of you have been suggesting (I think seriously) pressing at the grundle/taint/gooch/perineum/root to get those last few drops out. I’m gonna try it... even if it turns out you all made me fondle myself for white and giggles.
   — mpicc


5. Lack of compliments, last time I got a compliment from a woman was like October 2017. (For a cosplay on Halloween) But most compliments come from gay men, not bad though, it's really nice to hear
   — Vulpix314


6. Tiptoeing that oh-so fine line between being romantic and creepy
   — the_dirtymike69






7. Drinking makes you both horny and flaccid
   — ElToberino


8. Having to understand if a girl likes you.
   — mytvisleaking


9. Other dudes who are insecure and need to make everything a pissing contest because they're "tough". 90% of fights guys get into are totally unnecessary.
   — GoodnightElizabeth






10. The glue-nut ninjas who plaster your sack to the side of your leg whenever it gets hot.
    — Mugen_Mori


11. When a girl likes me and everyone is telling me to make a move. Why? She's the one who showed interest first, why is the ball in my court.
    — ThaddeusSimmons