- Peeing standing up.
— StripedPangasius - I'm actually curious how many men would volunteer to give birth if partners had a choice for some reason.
— ratherperson - The 10 - 20 minutes of complete and utter clarity men feel after orgasm. Seriously, it's like being unbound from the animal part of yourself.
— AustinJG - Sex. Like, actually feel a penis enter your vagina. Sex would be so much better if both knew how the others felt.
— RichGirlThrowaway_ - Pissing your name in cursive on some fresh snow
— ProfessorGigs - A kick to the balls so that they never ever will even consider to kick someone in the balls just "out of fun".
— ChrisGer98 - Opening a jar.
— Lord_Doem - I wish I could experience a female orgasm. They seem way more satisfying.
— PicklePillz - Wearing pretty lipstick but it's a windy day and your hair keeps getting stuck on your lips
— mycatiswatchingyou - The glow of wisdom you give off when you stroke your facial hair in a slow and meaningful way. People wonder what you are ruminating on, but you are really just considering buying a boat.
*Disclaimer: Facial hair does not imbue actual wisdom. Anyone want to buy a boat? Lightly used!
— Evenlymade - Getting a hard one everywhere at any time
— DepressingBullshit