If you could get $10,000,000 but your greatest enemy got double that, would you and why or why not?

Yes. I want $10M more than I want to not have $10M. My enemy, whoever that is, doesn't enter into it.
— 314159265358979326

Yes. My mothers dog would get a lot of milk bones with $20,000,000. I wouldnt hate.
— MasterbeaterPi

Totally. He will blow it all on drugs and get himself killed anyway. Good riddance, asshole.
— blackwatchdoctor

I really don't think I have any 'enemies'. There are people in my life that act douchy but I wouldn't call anybody an enemy.
— Old_man_at_heart

Yes, for I love my own well being more than I love my enemy's misery.
— myusernameiforgot

Yes, because my enemy is the bastard squirrel that kept ripping up my tomato plants last year. Stupid prick doesn't know how to use money.
— Replicant_Josh

I don't know who my greatest enemy is, but it's probably Adam Sandler and that's chump change to him so why not.
— being-towards-memes

So a guy was going through a rough time with his wife. She was divorcing him and taking all his money. One day while going through some old things in his attic, a genie appeared. 'Because you have found me, I will grant you three wishes, however whatever you wish for, your wife will get 2 fold. First, the man said 'I would like a brand new Mercedes' Poof, a brand new Mercedes appeared out front of his house. Also, two brand new Mercedes appeared at his wife's house. Second, the man asked for 10 million dollars. Poof, suitcases full of money appeared in the car, and as before the same thing happened twice over in his wife's 2 cars. The man thought for a while before making his last wish. Then it hit him. 'could you beat me half to death?'
— DarthLysergis

Yes because if I had $10M we all Friends now and I wish you all the best
— TheHatedMilkMachine

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