Prostitutes of Reddit, what is the weirdest request you've gotten from a customer?

1. A guy wanted to give me a banana enema then eat it as it came out. I found the line where there's no amount of heroin that can get you to do something.
   — throwaway94608


2. ran into the same guy at two sex parties. he liked to be rolled up in a giant throw rug and walked on. they placed him right in front of the bar for the duration.
   — throwaway_yikes1


3. Two nights ago a very strange man booked me for an hour to cry on my shoulder while talking about his mother who had betrayed him financially.... and then suck on my breasts and call me mummy. He also told me that he’s the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama and that he can make women orgasm with his mind. Edit: no his mind orgasm trick didn’t work. But he was crying so maybe when he’s feeling better we can try again.
   — AussieProHoe






4. I was a driver for an escort agency. I asked one of the girls her freakiest moment. She was paid double the hourly rate to arrive at a penthouse suit while wearing stilettos. She was asked to strip naked appart from the stilettos . At which point he put a plastic sheet on the floor and tipped out a whole box of 100 garden snails. He sat fully clothed , and watched her fulfill his request. To one by one squish the snails and say "bad snail, out of mummy's garden"
   — LukeLooking


5. Not a prositute but one of my professors represented a prostitute in a unrelated case to this story. He brought it up to illustrate the difficulties in defining sexual contact: The guy would rent a hotel room and put tape on the lock so she could enter. He always was tied spread eagle to the bed with a basket of oranges at the base of the bed. He paid her to lob oranges onto his genitals. That's all. No touching, and the way she threw the oranges had to be very specific. Not overhand, and not just dropping them from above. It had to be a gentle lob from a few feet away.
   — McMeatwad


6. My friend is an escort and it is not a request but a group of people. There are lonely old rich ladies that want a young handsome man to make them feel special. No sex. He works in the LA area so he gives them the time of their lives in LA. He takes them to the best tourist spots. Little known local areas. Lunch and sometimes dinner. He takes care of any medical or handicap needs. Buys them small gifts. He has regular old ladies that book him for the week they go to LA.
   — dinosaregaylikeme






7. My partner has a few. There's one guy that books several girls and just covers them head to toe in lube. He then proceeds to just slide all over them for an hour butt naked. The mattress apparently needs airing out afterwards for a couple of days because the lube just soaks through everything.
   — CuckLlama