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You wake up in Donald Trump's body. What would you do to make America great again?


  1. Id go on twitter and post "It's been launched." I'd wait a couple hours. Then, later post a picture of the dump I took. Reactions would be priceless.
    — Deerman22

  2. I'd walk around the white house lawn butt naked carrying a golf club on my shoulder like a baseball bat.
    — TheJuggernautReturns

  3. Issue every US citizen one of those slap wrist bands form the 90s
    — vodkabebop



  4. Hold a press conference. Midway through my speech I slowly begin to unbutton my shirt. Whip my man titties out and fondle them, all while continuing my speech like normal. Finish speech, walk off stage. Deny it all the next day on twitter.
    — areola_cherry_cola

  5. Execute order 66
    — overthinker356

  6. I would drop an album
    — Batwingcondom



  7. Get a dog for the White House.
    — ladycox4

  8. Remove the ban on Kinder Surprise eggs!!!
    — MicolashCaged

  9. Say I'm a transgender and must now officially be recognized as the first woman president in history.
    — BasedSliceOfWinning



  10. I burst from his chest like the xenomorph I am, then lay eggs in Mike Pence's abdomen.
    — therapistfinder



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